Someone spilled coffee on my Twinkie!

I asked him why he did it and he said it's this new invention called "tiramisu."

Does this guy think he's going to get a Nobel Prize for this shit? Why would he ruin a perfectly good Twinkie that I was going to eat???

Oh well, I thought. I might as well eat it anyway. This only baffled me: how could this guy possibly think coffee and Twinkies would mix?

Then the evil bastard took my chocolate bar and my peppermint and mixed the two together. Eating it appalled me. He managed to ruin not one, but two flavors. Screw that guy.